The Netherlands is a beautiful country. But there are a lot of misconceptions about The Netherlands floating around. I found the 35 biggest misconceptions about The Netherlands and will explain them to you. As a Dutch person, I must admit that some misconceptions about The Netherlands are more annoying than others. So, here’s to no more misconceptions about my beautiful country, The Netherlands.
1. ‘DUTCH PEOPLE SMOKE W.E.E.D ALL THE TIME’.
Ahhh, how refreshing to hear this one sentence. It’s pretty original. Not like I have never heard it before. Oh, wait. I have. Of course, there are some people who smoke w.e.e.d. But, here comes the misunderstanding. Because w.e.e.d is tolerated in The Netherlands (not legal, keep this in mind) we don’t find it appealing. Thus, the addiction rate is actually way lower in The Netherlands than in many other countries where w.e.e.d is prohibited. I, for one, have never smoked weed, or smoked in general, in my whole life. And I know many others who have never smoked w.e.e.d. So, no, Dutch people do not smoke w.e.e.d all the time.
2. ‘W.E.E.D IS LEGAL AND I CAN SMOKE IT EVERYWHERE.’
This is another misunderstanding about The Netherlands. W.e.e.d is tolerated in The Netherlands, meaning that the police can spend their time doing more important things. Having up to five grams of w.e.e.d is tolerated, anything above that is illegal. Besides this, all other soft -and hard d.r.u.g.s are forbidden in The Netherlands. You cannot smoke w.e.e.d everywhere in The Netherlands, it is only permitted in the shops. Not even in Amsterdam. But many visitors in our capital city smoke outside the coffee shops. Which is not the point. Because they do that it is way too much work for the police to tell all of them they are not permitted to do that.
3. ‘DUTCH PEOPLE ARE CHEAPSKATES AND ALWAYS GO DUTCH.’
Dutch people see splitting the bill as equality. If I am on a date with a guy I will feel uncomfortable if he wants to pay the entire bill. To me, it seems like he thinks that I cannot pay for myself. We favour social equality and directness; so, it would be disrespectful to not even ask for splitting the bill. Also, about being cheapskates, my country is actually very generous as there is a lot of money going to development aid. Onto the next misconception of The Netherlands.
4. ‘DUTCH PEOPLE ARE RUDE.’
This is a stereotype about Dutch people. And yes, for people who come from countries where people are very warm and touchy it can seem like Dutch people are rude. Or if you come from a country where they beat around the bush, it can seem that way. This is definitely a misunderstanding of foreign people about people from The Netherlands. We are outspoken people who value honesty and hate bullshit. Beating around the bush is not popular here. If you do that, we will call you out for it. Overly friendliness is something we see as fake.
For instance, in the USA and UK, many people ask ‘how are you’ to the cab driver or anyone else that helps them. People respond with ‘I’m fine, how are you?’ This is where it gets weird to people from The Netherlands. We don’t see why you should know how we are as we don’t know you. Telling someone you’re ‘fine’ to be polite is a bit odd when you feel like your world is about to fall apart. We only ask people how they are when we care about them. So, we see the ‘how are you’ part as intruding.
5. ‘ALL DUTCH PEOPLE WEAR CLOGS.’
We will wear it for you if you buy the clogs afterward. Some farmers still wear clogs, but not in general. But, I find them to be quite comfy but maybe that’s me. #farmgirl
6. ‘GIETHOORN IS A THEME PARK WITH OPENING TIMES.’
Oh my god. Hell no. Giethoorn is a village. No one will build a village in the hope tourists will enter your garden, to look through your window to see whether there are real people inside the house. Yes. This happens. Please. If you go to Giethoorn, and the rest of my country, be a nice and polite tourist. The kind of tourist that you would want to have in your own country as well. Not the intruding version, have some damn respect. It is someone’s property you’re walking on. Get off.
7. ‘THE NETHERLANDS AND DENMARK ARE THE SAME COUNTRY.’
If you know where this funny misconception comes from please let me know in the comments below, because I have no idea. We, The Netherlands are located in Western Europe and share a border with Germany and Belgium. Denmark is located in Scandinavia and borders Germany and Sweden.
8. ‘DANISH AND DUTCH PEOPLE ARE THE SAME.’
I mean… We both start with a D in English, so I guess you are right…
9. ‘EVERYONE DRINKS A LOT OF BEER.’
In The Netherlands, there is a terrace culture. That means when the sun is shining, a lot of people will drink a little in the parks or on chairs outside cafes. But in moderation. When people go out, many will take a beer as it is the cheapest beverage in the clubs. So, no, we do not get drunk all the time.
10. ‘HOLLAND IS THE SAME AS THE NETHERLANDS.’
There is a problem with this as even the name of our official tourism board is called Holland.com. So, it is easy to make this mistake as a foreigner. But no, it is not correct. Noord (North)-Holland and Zuid (South) -Holland are the names of two provinces that have the name Holland. In many languages, our country is referred to as Holland. So not everyone knows the correct name of our country which The Netherlands is. In general, we do not mind if you say Holland, but I prefer you to call my country The Netherlands. We have ten more provinces besides Noord and Zuid Holland.
11. ‘EVERYONE IS BLONDE, TALL AND HAS BLUE EYES.’
I’m not exactly helping as I am all of those. But, The Netherlands is a pretty multicultural country, so it is not true. In Rotterdam for instance, we have around 170 nationalities. However, if you head to the northern parts of The Netherlands you will see many people and kids who are. I am from a small village in the North and went to the most nearby village to primary school and kindergarten. Our class photo existed out of blonde heads only.
12. ‘THE MAIN AREA FOR TULIPS IS SOUTH OF AMSTERDAM. NEARBY LISSE AND DE KEUKENHOF.’
Wrong. It used to be there, however nowadays it is located in De Kop van Noord-Holland (the top of North Holland). Meaning, up North from Amsterdam, not South. If you want to visit Amsterdam for tulip season, keep in mind that there are no tulips in Amsterdam and surroundings. You have to go to other areas of The Netherlands for that. Zuid-Holland is touristy with De Keukenhof and Lisse. Noord-Holland not at all. If you want to know where the tulip fields are located and where to go to in De Kop van Noord-Holland, this is an article that will help you with that.
13. ‘PEOPLE IN THE NETHERLANDS GET EUTHANIZED WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. THEY ALSO WEAR WRISTBANDS WITH DO NOT EUTHANIZE ME PLEASE.’
Fuck you, Rick Santorum, I hope you will rot in hell. Spreading lies as awful as those is not okay. You might get away with it in other countries but not in The Netherlands. We do not put up with that bullshit of yours. This is actually really offensive. We have a strong law on euthanasia. Which in my opinion is sometimes too strong, however, I’m not going to talk about that more here. The law states that the patient must suffer unbearably, and the doctor must be sure that they are making an informed choice. Only a few thousand, or 2,8% of deaths, in the Netherlands are with the help of euthanasia each year.
14. ‘HANS BRINKER IS A NATIONAL HERO.’
Who even is Hans Brinker? If this question doesn’t say enough then the next line will. He is not a national hero. He didn’t save the country from flooding by putting his finger in a dike. I never understood where it came from, but apparently, it was written in a book. Books are not always non-fictional people.
15. ‘ALL GOUDA AND EDAM CHEESE IS PRODUCED IN THE NETHERLANDS.’
Actually no. The name Gouda Holland or Edam Holland are produced in The Netherlands. This way people can recognize the real cheeses as this is a protected trademark since 2010.
16. ‘DUTCH WOMEN ARE HARD TO APPROACH.’
Only if you use bullshit. We will see right through you and don’t put up with that.
17. ‘DUTCH WOMEN ARE EASY.’
First, we are hard to approach and then we are easy. Doesn’t seem right and makes you look like a total idiot. What is true is that we are very liberal, so sex or anything of that sort isn’t only meant for men to enjoy but also for women.
18. ‘DUTCH WOMEN DON’T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.’
Unless we wear clothes with mould on our shoulders and jeans covered with mud I think we are fine. Taking care of yourself is perceived differently in every country and therefore has a different meaning. We do not walk on high heels frequently, but have you ever tried walking on high heels over our streets? Do you want us to have broken ankles? Also, wearing a tight dress with high heels just isn’t comfortable. I’m cycling to work or to the station, nobody got time for that other shit. We like being comfortable, so jeans and sneakers are a big thing in The Netherlands. When it comes to make-up, we like it natural. Just use your best features and enhance them a little. Nothing more needed.
19. ‘DUTCH PEOPLE GO CRAZY DURING SPORTS EVENTS.’
Well okay, this isn’t a misconception about The Netherlands, this is more of a fact. I have to agree. And I love it. The more orange the better.
20. ‘I WENT TO AMSTERDAM AND IT IS THE SAME AS THE REST OF THE NETHERLANDS.’
No. Since when are capital cities a representation for the rest of the country? That is saying that Washington DC is the same as the whole USA or that London is the same as the UK, or Jakarta as the rest of Indonesia. See what I’m trying to tell you? Great.
21. ‘I SAW COFFEE SHOPS EVERYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY.’
Really? Where have you been walking around? The red-light district of Amsterdam? Because in fact, you have to actually look for coffee shops in The Netherlands to find them.
22. ‘DUTCH AND DEUTSCH ARE THE SAME.’
Say this to a Dutch person and there is a big chance you end up with a broken jaw. Dutch is the English name for Nederlands. Deutsch is the German name for German. In Dutch, the word German means Duits, and Dutch Nederlands. In English, it is German and Dutch. So how can it be the same?
23. ‘DUTCH PEOPLE ICE SKATE TO WORK.’
No. We don’t ice skate to work. Or do we Katie?
24. ‘THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS SO CUTE.’
The reason why people think The Netherlands is a cute and beautiful country is because we only choose to show you beautiful places as the uglier parts are not really worth a visit. But, unfortunately not the entire countries exist out of canal houses and picturesque canals.
25. ‘ENGLISH IS THE PRIMARY LANGUAGE HERE.’
No. We speak Dutch as our first language in The Netherlands. English is our second. German and/or French our third or fourth. But, in other parts of The Kingdom of The Netherlands Dutch and Papiamento are the first languages (Aruba, Bonaire). On Curacao; Dutch, Papiamento, and English are the official languages. And on Sint Maarten, Saba, and Sint Eustatius they are both Dutch and English. Have a look here to get more information about the languages and dialect spoken in The Netherlands.
26. ‘DUTCH PEOPLE SPEAK DANISH.’
Where does this misconception come from? Dutch is a language, so is Danish. In the Netherlands, we speak Dutch and that is one of the countries where Dutch people live. In Denmark, they speak Danish and are called Danes or Danish.
27. ‘EVERYONE IN THE NETHERLANDS LIVES IN AMSTERDAM.’
Sure. If you think that our country suddenly has less than one million people. Instead of 17 million.
28. ‘TULIPS COME FROM THE NETHERLANDS.’
Surprisingly no. Tulips originate from Turkey, however, we improved them and started growing them. So nowadays the tulips are part of our identity in The Netherlands.
29. ‘EVERYONE USES BIKES ALL THE TIME.’
It is true to some extent. But because we have one of the best public transport systems on the planet we use trains and busses a lot. We are not going to cycle every morning and evening from the Northern part of the country to the Southern for work. Bikes are the main mode of transportation within cities. Click here for an article about the bicycle culture in The Netherlands and tips to survive riding a bike in The Netherlands.
30. ‘THE NETHERLANDS IS PART OF SCANDINAVIA.’
Now I understand the blonde, tall and blue-eyed stereotype doesn’t really help us with this one. But we are part of Western Europe, not Scandinavia.
31. ‘THE NETHERLANDS IS BASICALLY GERMANY.’
Oh boy. You did not. Never say this to a Dutch person. How would you feel if someone tries to rip your country and thus your identity apart? Exactly. It is pretty insulting and rude. You will leave my country with a few broken bones. We have our own identity, our own country, our own people, our own Kingdom, our own passport, our own language, … I can go on for hours. So, what were you saying again?
32 ‘DUTCH PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR.’
We have an excellent sense of humour if you ask me. It is just that our Dutch humour doesn’t always translate to English, which is logical as they are two different languages. However, this doesn’t mean that we do not have any sense of humour.
33. ‘EVERYONE IN THE NETHERLANDS IS IN RED LIGHT DISTRICTS A LOT.’
No. Actually, most people like to avoid them. Especially when there are a lot of drunk tourists in the evening who think my country is a theme park. For instance, even if the shortcut is through the red light district of Amsterdam I would rather walk 10 minutes longer than to walk through the area.
34. ‘AMSTERDAM AND THE NETHERLANDS ARE THE SAME PLACE.’
How are they the same thing? Amsterdam is a capital. It is the capital of the country The Netherlands. Amsterdam is not a country. I feel sorry for your high school teachers, but they need to be fired.
35. ‘MANY PEOPLE IN THE NETHERLANDS LIVE IN WINDMILLS.’
Some people live inside an old windmill, but few people do. As the windmills of The Netherlands are centuries old, that also means they are not perfectly isolated. It’s pretty expensive to reconstruct a windmill into a house.
35. ‘DUTCH PEOPLE ARE COLD.’
Dutch people are more reserved than some other countries. But it doesn’t mean we are cold. Yet it is another misconception about The Netherlands that I hear a lot. Like I said before, honesty is something we value a lot. If we give a compliment you know that we mean it and are not saying it to be nice. And at last, we like to wait and see how a person turns out. Then we know whether we can trust them or not.
Isn’t it great how all of a sudden, your worldview has changed 180 degrees? We are not as bad over here The Netherlands as people say we are, just different. And isn’t that what traveling is all about? Exploring new cultures, meeting new people and seeing other countries where other norms and values are important. Now you know all these misconceptions about The Netherlands and can tell people the truth. Or point them to this article when they start spreading bullshit about my country.
By: Manon/ www.visitingthedutchcountryside.com